Try Poe...
Maybe You shouldn't Have Woken up this morning by micah blouin


but instead...

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The Bovine Triumvirate by micah blouin


If I had a nickel for every time my job thought of me as illegitamate,
I'd have 476, 341 Pounds of Raw Meat.


Solve for X

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Maybe Don McLean was right by micah blouin


I walked a street one particular day
Everything seemed to be well in order
A chilling thought:
Is music dying?

"Certainly not", I rejected the thought!

Perhaps the life has left the people

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The Wrong-Way Kabob by micah blouin


Pull down your cap, your intelligence is showing


nice rims.



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It Happens to the X of us? by micah blouin


mr. president picked his nose, ate the booger, then addressed the nation.



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About Z by micah blouin


He was confused by his physics.